"The Fantastic Machine" was the name given to the mechanism I created that allowed me to do the wire wrapped grips that were the gneiss of Jacob's Armoury.
There is no existing photograph or filmed footage of the entire fantastic thing in operation and it's workings are clouded in mystery and steeped in urban legend. The convolutions of its cortex are said to have rendered engineers gobsmacked and it is rumored to have been the inspiration behind the Tom Waits song "What's He Building in There". There are no known plans, blueprints, preliminary sketches, parts receipts or atomic residue that can in any way verify the existence of a complete and operational Fantastic Machine and yet...
What we do have is a posit of images, deemed by our panel of paranormal ex-perps, as safe to show... Please, please... view with caution, for this way... lies madness
